Self Portrait

Self portrait on sparkle background.  I chose sparkles because they are the best.

Kitties!!!

OMG YAY!

That's right, glitter friends- it's MAGICAL MONDAY!!!

Today's to do list:

1. Poop out some glitter and eat it.
2. Organize kitten photo collection.
3. Make a list of my favorite colors!
4. Paint hooves & horn with leftover glitter/poop/lunch.

Ode to Glitter

Shall I compare thy shimmer to a unicorn's poop?
Thou art more lovely and more blinding:
Rough winds do shake the darling rainbows of May,
And summer's kittens hath all too short a date:
Sometimes too hot the eye of bunnies shines,
And often their fluffy complexion dimm'd;
And every fluffy cloud sometime declines,
By chance or poop's changing course untrimm'd;
But thy eternal shimmer shall not fade
Nor lose possession of that fair brightness;
Nor shall Death make you darken in his shade,
When in eternal lines to time thou lightness:
So long as unicorns can breathe or eyes can see,
So long lives this poop and this gives life to thee.

Glitter Skeletor

YES.

In case you were wondering...

Low in calories, and looks just as good spewed on the floor the morning after.  

So go ahead and choke down some glitter-fun today!!!

Treat yourself, you're worth it.

Hi again, Glitter friends!!

I'm back, b*tches!

And guess what?  I still F*CKING LOVE GLITTER!! Ye-haw!

Let's talk about this article I found.  It's an interview with Ke$ha (who until I read this I thought sucked pretty hard).

Dear Ke$ha, you are the love of my life.  Will you consider marrying a Unicorn?  Our shared DNA could create potentially the most beautiful, frightening glitter covered monster ever to walk the earth.  Just think about it, k?