My late Uncle Larry...
He unfortunately met his demise in 1992 when a group of pre-teens appeared and disemboweled him.
They mounted him on their bicycles as a kind of sick warning to the rest of the family.
Crazy Ex (don't ask).
My slutty younger sister Zippy... Can you believe she puts pictures of herself like this online?!?!
Goatee. Didn't exactly get much in the looks department.
